MAGA Vocabulary

American

Trump Supporter

Real American

Individuals with net worth over $10 Million

Antifa

Democrats

Blue States

The Enemy

History

Whatever Trump wishes happened

Good Companies

Companies that bribe Trump

Fake News

News that reports inconvenient facts for Trump.

Great Economy

The stock market is going up

Federal Taxes

One of Trump’s sources of personal income

Canada

The 51st State

Witch Hunt

Trying to hold Trump accountable

Shithole Countries

Places where the average person’s skin color is of darker hue.

Immigration and Customs Enforcement (ICE)

A domestic militarized police force that focuses on removing brown people and protesters from Trump’s country.

Y.M.C.A

A song, easy to dance to, that has nothing to do with homosexuality

Healthcare

A luxury item for the uber rich

Tariffs

Collection of taxes on goods that cross the border that are disproportionately passed on to American small business and the less fortunate people.

Pedophile

An adult who has sex with a caucasian child under 12.

Pro Life

Pro Birth. After birth, the kid is on their own.

Hoax

Facts that the public should not believe.

Extreme Radical Left

Democrats

Democracy

An inconvenient process that makes installing a dictator more difficult.

Israel Hating

Anti-Zionist

Marxist

Anti-Oligarch

Hamas Loving

Anti-genocide

Jihadist

Muslim

Communist

Someone who does not want billionaires running our country.

January 6th

A day of love.

Museums

Places that are designed to celebrate the positive side only.

Born in the USA

An American anthem that contains no critique of the country

Homeland Security

A domestic militarized police force that punishes people that do not support Trump.

Americans will lose 135 billion pounds

Trump’s weight loss drug hair brained scheme will cost Americans 135 billion British Pounds which translates to $177.7 billion dollars. This is $523 for each person in America.

Portland

New York City from The Warriors, or Escape from New York